(Dinghy-ing)

(Manly-ness atop Goat Hill)
Well it seems to have been a hot minute since last time I threw down my ideas on this my blog, so instead of keeping the outside world updated with random postings, ive decided to put off working on a term paper to jot down my rememberances before they enter into the shadowy world of forgotten(ess)…it’s a scary place from all the stories I hear, but then again those stories always seem to have some piece missing in them, ha…alas, I digress…Might as well start this off with as far back as I can remember (ok, so I can remember farther, but for all its worth, this should get us up to speed)
The first weekend of Spring Break-though I often feel that was back in august, since the whole experience has been rather break(ish)- ahemm... that Friday I flew the illustrious seaplane airline Seaborne Airlines over to St.Thomas for the night/day trip down island a tad to Jost Van Dyke in the B.V.I.(British Virgin Islands) anywhoo…the school was takin a trip and got a hell of a deal on tickets so I boogied my way over to our other campus and met up with the crew before they set off to Jost….a little side note, not to be taken too seriously, as all went well, but still; ferry boat diesel fumes, warm bottled water, and high seas in the Sir Francis Drake channel are not the best elixir for a hangover *cough, cough* at least that’s what “some guy” told me…but not to worry, by the time we reached Jost I was good to go J…For those that don’t know, Jost Van Dyke is a rather small island with a total population of about 400 (cats and dogs included) right across the aforementioned channel from St. John in the USVI, thus technically Brooks and I could have taken our fearless dinghy across the way and gotten into the BVI without technically going through customs…but it was best we didn’t as I’m not sure that we had enough fuel to get back..anywhoo…there wasn’t really much to do on Jost, other than chill on the beach at the Soggy Dollar Bar, which is the actual birthplace of the “Painkiller”…I kept the cups to prove it…tis just a mixed drink, popular in the islands…some secret amounts of ‘special’ rum, orange juice, pinnaple juice, and coconut cream stuff, plus freshly ground nutmeg on top…at soggy dollar they don’t put straws in it, just a wooden stick thing (don’t know if that SOP all over, I don’t order them…mixed drinks are kinda dumb if ya ask me…but most people don’t ask me…so I wouldn’t know if that’s particularly special about that bar…anywhoo) so that was Jost, just hung out on the beach with a bunch of super rich folks with their own sail-boats, yachts, and a group of upper-crusted tourists on some elegant yacht club cruise line…did I feel outta place? No, because that’s just how the islands work…you can be sitting right next to a billionaire who lives up on the hill somewhere, who is drinking the same beer as you, paying the same thing you are, putting up with the heat the same as you; on the flip side, I’ve seen the same sights and arguably more amazing ones, swam in the same water, and put up with the same winds that they have. It’s kinda funny how the islands have a way of equalizing all of us…pasty white folks when they get out in the sun can’t count on their portfolios to keep them from burning to a crisp, or worrying too much about the “island time” which seems to drive them crazy…I’d even go so far as to say that those who come down and visit aren’t having all that much fun if they don’t attempt to let go of what they sought to get away from…I’m no local, but I’ve been here long enough to see it, and the happy ones don’t have plans for the day, and don’t bring up frivolous news from up in the States…they just chill, as its really the only way to get things done, since no one here is in any hurry, there is no point in trying to rush all over, there is something to be said for it I guess…but it can really be a pain in the ass when you need to get things done…Anywhoo, after I got of the plane headed back to my island, I was ready to meet up with my own little tourist clan J… the mom and grandmomma were heading down to visit, and ended up a few hours late, but its ok, it all worked out and we were in our hotel and all asleep before 10(may have been 9…but I wasn’t complaining at all…as I had a long night the night before) After waking up the ladies we were off to go see stuff…it should be noted how much better my island is when seen from behind the wheel of a car…seems a lot smaller and much more like a home…I’d missed the feel of driving, and the whole keep left bit didn’t cause much of a problem except when I was talking and driving at the same time *gasp* and inadvertently merged right into on coming traffic…had I not made a quick U-ey in the grass, no one would have noticed…but the cop sittin at the light, probably saw, just didn’t bother moving (big surprise there haha) ...Sunday I took the ladies out toward sandy point, or the best beach on the island, aside from buck island…where we met up with my adopted family of Fred and Sue, it was good for them to meet after all this time of me talking about them…Sue had us over for dinner, and it was a good time all around…got up early the next morning and headed out to goat hill, way up above Point Udall, have done the hike several times, and it never gets old, it just gets easier each time…I’ve gotten to the point to where I can do it in about an hour and a half in boots and utes, with 35lbs or so of sand in my bag (what kind of crazy S.o.B. would do such a thing??) yeah its goodtimes, and that day did not disappoint…it was even better because it rained for a good 5-10 minutes while I was hoofin it up the road to even get to the trail…a little extra weight, just to make sure I didn’t forget why I was doin it! Oorah! So after taking the ladies around the beautiful parts of my island, and spending good quality time with them, it was time for them to go…and go they did, only dropped them off at the airport about 5:30 and decided to run back to school, in the pitch dark…o000 fun! Not so much, not so much actually…running out of the airport, the locals decided to build a water treatment plant straight downwind from the airport…so you turn left outta the place and then Wham! You are hit with an amazingly potent atmospheric combination of human refuse…that woke me up dontchaknow…
With the lightly burnt tourists safely on their way it was time to gear up for my first full on sprint triathalon…I knew the swim was gonna be bad, rough, and ultimately kick my ass…and true to form it was, and did…the water was so rough that the marker buoy broke loose, and the current carried it down a good ways…even the old hands in the water were upset with how bad it was…so I didn’t feel too bad for being something close to 5th from the rear outta the water…it all worked out though, as most of the tail end charlies out of the water were bad bikers and runners as well…so I passed probably 10 or more bikers out on the 14 mile loop stopping past certain landmarks as : grassy point, the turn they filmed the last scene of shawshank redemption on(when he is in the corvette…yea that’s a rough turn..great view though) , and cheeseburgers in paradise *some claim the best burgers on island…ill argue that point and say Off the Wall’s double hamburger is waaaay better..1. the bar is on rocks over the water, as in get a big wave and water splashes in…yeah…and 2. the patties are almost an inch thick and expertly seasoned…ok ok so I like my burgers* and then you come back to kramers park…ditch the bike and head off for a 3 mile run, which fittingly was more than 3 miles, probably 4.3ish as the old hands who know their times were all in a hissy about the amount of time it took them to do 3 miles…hell I was worn out and just wanted to pass as many people as I could before my body said “screw you, I’m done!”…and pass more I did…pulled up a respectable 1:43:?? Don’t have it memorized down to the second, do forgive…anyway it was a good time…and to think Brad and I joked we wouldn’t have wanted to sleep till 9am anyway (whole thing was done before 9 J ) Keep your racing boots on kids…The following Friday was the UVI 5k…ended up getting 2nd place to some former Div. I trackstar guy who ran the damn thing in 16:46…Two long minutes later I show up…geeze, I guess a sub-six minute pace doesn’t get ya quite as far as it used to in the world ha ha…interesting note here, the guy who got 3rd, came in two minutes behind me and was in army PT gear…I happened to be sporting a Marines T-shirt and he asked if I was just wearing the shirt for the fun of it? I calmly explained my situation (OCS this summer, just getting in shape for it…yadda yadda) and posed the same question to him…he was cool and I didn’t have an attitude we just joked around a bit…so it turns out he’s a biker as well…That Sunday he was out at the bike race, another 14 miler with an end point slightly off from what I imagined (remember this fact)…and yeah never having done an actual bike race before, the whole riding in a pack thing was new to me…but its just how it looks to be on TV with the tour de france…its scary as hell, basically…no questions asked, and I wanted nothing more than to be out front leading the way, screw the wind we had to deal with, being in that pack just sucked, they weren’t moving fast enough, and I rode my brakes more than I actually worked…on the way out that is…eventually at the turn around I broke outta the pack, and went for it…didn’t really care if they came with or not…but I got out ahead off to a really good lead…coming into what I thought was the last flat stretch before the final two hills, I cut back from my push and wanted to save some for the hills and a sprint of a finish…turns out Haypenny (the ending location, a name that meant nothing to me, a non local) was at the end of the straight away…and about the time I made out theresa and her clipboard standing there, whoosh!....whoosh! two guys come past me and then it was over, the race was done but these two guys had passed me right at the end, I never saw them comin, and kicked myself, and still do for letting it happen but whatever…a total of 4 seconds separated 1st and 3rd, and I was that 3rd guy…the 2nd place guy was the same army cat I smoked on Friday…its an island…we shared a few words about how we were even now…and I just hope he knows we may be even, but its not over J Then this Sunday was the three man time trial, where you have a 3 man team riding together, drafting off eachother, not as crazy as the big race, because its encouraged that you speak to eachother…anywhoo, brad and Fred already had their team picked out so I teamed up with another older guy, Mark and one of his riding buddies…just how it works down here (oh yeah I know so and so, and so and so, it’ll be no problem)….we ended up doing really well…1st place really well is what it was…but there is no need to brag…we all rode very well and it was a good time….wheeew, if you’re still with me, it might be time to stand and stretch it out…I just checked and this has gotten to about 2100 words…a small novel I know…
Between races, my brother came down for a visit…that was goodtimes as well…the most notable experience would be hitting up all tree islands in one day…taking the first flight out of st.croix at 6:45am, landing in st.thomas at 7:15, taking the 9am ferry to st.john, after taking a taxi across st.T…hiked up caneel hill, and Margaret hill which overlook the small harbor of Cruz Bay, and on a clear day you can see all down island…it wasn’t a clear day…so we couldn’t see all that far…it actually rained all day, and was the worst day I’ve ever experienced down here…and it would come on the day my brother was here, and we were over on st. john (which is amazing, not sure if I’ve ever mentioned that)…haha we also rented a dinghy, to hit up the beaches…that was a great idea until the rainclouds unleashed a horribly slashing rain right about the time we got outta the harbor…so we bobbed around in the channel, headed to maho bay, and our lunch spot…when we showed up, it had stopped raining, and was actually a beautiful day there…no didn’t bother with the camera, don’t worry…all our shots were nice and cloudy all day…it was a good day but we were ready to go home, and caught the 4 oclock ferry outta st. john, a taxi from some Grenadian gypsy taxi driver who got us back to da sea pane in time for the last flight out, caught it…and landed before the sun set in christiansted, whew! Im tired just thinking about it now…anywhoo it was a goodtime, and something that doesn’t hardly ever get done, but deep down I was dying to prove that it could be done since I got here in august… sho’nuff did it…Not sure if I mentioned that we/I get/got the chance to fly over on a sea plane, which isn’t all that significant other than the fact that jimmy buffett has a sea plane (several) and I happened to be reading his “a pirate looks at 50” during the week brooks was here…thus I read it on all 3 USVI’s…a feat I would like to point out…I was also inspired to acquire my own flying boat, as he calls them…that’s a really good book by the way, I gave it away to a parrothead down here I met on the beach, when I finished it on Friday…question, why is it that I can blow through 5 books on the Marines’ invasion of Iraq, Jimmy Buffett’s latest book, and a great historical fiction novel surrounding afganistan during the Russian occupation, and can’t seem to make a dent in “Salt”…Earl Lovelace’s “award winning” novel based on the trials and tribulations of some family in Trinidad, trying to come to grips with the hardships of post colonial life, and a struggling independence…maybe if the book wasn’t written in dialect (I’ll go ahead and call it substandard English, running the risk of sounding uncultured here) then some of the ideas would come across much easier…but forgive me when I write this here, but if the class were called “Caribbean literature” I could see it, but since its actually supposed to be Western Lit. I, I don’t think this is the best selection ole Gould could have chosen…the guy is a goof, its really sad… big old white bald guy whose idea of good lit are short stories, the same ones I read in Freshman Comp! you don’t read American short stories (mostly the bad ones) in something called Western Lit!! uhhhg! The class sucks the life outta me…his mid term was a joke, people failed, his essays suck, since they are about stupid stories its hard to even find something interesting to put in them…half the class doesn’t turn those in when we get a month to do them…whatever…my apathetic nature is taking over, I’ll do what I need to do to get my transfer credit, but there isn’t any point in giving an extra 10%, cause it’ll be wasted…he fails to accept any interpretations/deeper meanings in the stories that aren’t what he thinks to be worth anything either…its just a waste of time, the questions are all surface level, I had tougher questions from mrs. Southard in 7th grade!! Ok so now its almost 3,000 words and I think its time I get on to something else…hopefully this was a good catch up…and hopefully the server doesn’t hate me and will actually upload this huge-ass blog J