Just to be sure

In case it sometimes seems that I'm some sort of malcontented quasi-tourist down on some wretched island with the laziest people in the world, I wanted to take a moment and dispell those notions.
1.) I can see how some people just get used to this island and all that it has to offer, but that hasn't happened to me yet, and it won't....this weekend was another beachtime-o-fun-arama so not to worry there, but what is kind of sad to me is that the cable has been out in the dorm for like 3 or 4 weeks(because UVI hasn't paid the bill, seriously its like that! haha..just glad im not one of those smucks who actually paid extra to get cable and internet, some 100$ worth of services that work sometimes..so anyone who is folling where im going with this is surely wondering 1 thing...well maybe 2..."But chris, what do they do with their time?" im glad you asked..and the answer*drumroll please* is NOTING! aaahhh...well, unless you consider sittin around (while its a beautiful day mind you) and bitching and moaning about the lack of cable so they can watch stupid shows...then yeah not a whole lot...but who has two thumbs and could care less about tv? (start by holding two thumbs up,like the classic signal) this guy! (now take those two thumbs and point them toward yourself, this is usually done in tandem with a huge smile of satisfaction....i cannot claim the origins of such an award winning move, i learned it from sir dewey dikes) ahemm..but yeah i found it strange that with the major source of entertainment on the blink, no one thought to..i dunno, get outside, go to the beach...play hopscotch or even chinese freeze tag! come on!!
2.) on that note, I have to put in a plug for the most beautiful spot on this island, in my humble opinion...dont worry mom, I'll show you when yall get down here...anywhoo its just a little ways up this hill they affectionately(sp?) call "the bitch"...its like the evil twin of the illustrious "beast"...but on top of this little piece of ground is a view that is something out of jurassic park..looking east you can see most if not all of the north shore and west, there is a pretty cool view of some mountain cliff things with water crashing in on them...its nice..and what is even more better(incorrect i know, but its for effect :D) is looking south and seeing the little dots of red roofing that i call dorm sweet home..theres a little ridgeline that runs either direction..and ahhhh, well you get the idea...makes for a rather rewarding experience after a daintly little jog
3.) I'd also like to put in a plug for my new favorite food item...ahemmm..."mini-PBnJ's"...but what is it you ask?? just smaller squared of bread? or perhaps a strip type invention made soley out of crusts?..no no..being ever mindful not to waste materials, you take two wheat thins, a tiny bit of jelly and an equal amount of peanut butter and place them together. Becareful to not get tooo much now, as justa little dab'll do ya (Buffett)...oh does it fill you up?....after 10 or so..yeah its about time to start chewing i guess...anywhoo that was today's alternative to cafetorium lunch..which isnt that bad, but chicken and rice variations can only go down my hatch two days a week for so long, so i excercise my right to creativly master the art of sandwich making....granted its not quite like playin around back in the kitchen at coltons, cookin up crazy bbq'd ribeyes and assorted other food items...namely those christmas tree pancakes,only amazing i might add...but yeah goodtimes all around...
My work here is done....but ill leave you with this scene....if you haven't figured out, i like this movie

"OK so I owe you guys 300 dollars and you boys drank 500 dollars worth of beer..................Well the bar lady never charged us after the first round so we thought that beer was complimentary, you know, for the band????? " Blues Brothers